Xmas? Whazzat? Is It Yummy?!

Merry Christmas everyone! My present to you guys has been in the works since last year, and I've been so looking forward to its release! I hope you enjoy!



[LYRICS:]

Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh

what's so merry about this christmas anyway?

Single hell! Single hell! Single always!

How many years has it been since I've started
spending christmas with myself?

Single hell! Single hell! Single always!

Why is everybody but me so happy
on christmas, anyways?

As I gaze upon the streets
extra beautiful on christmas eve
I wonder how I'm stuck right here
friggin' working like I was last year!

Doesn't matter if it's halloween
or valentine's you see
I'm always all alone so it don't make
no difference to me!

So just for today I'll give faith a chance hey,
maybe god can fix my situation right?
After all they say that a holy night is sa-
-cred all the more holes all the better it'll be
What exactly does the merry in merry christmas mean?
Mary had a little lamb!
Oh I get it, I'm a little jealous, but who wouldn't be?
I give you "Merry Kiss-My-Ass!"

Single hell! Single hell! Single always!

To all you guys rockin' Santa getups as a part-time gig
my sympathies

Single hell! Single hell! Single always!

Kentucky Fried Christmas sounds pretty good right now,
so I'll order some just for me!

Joy to the world... (repeat)

Oh christmas tree, oh christmas tree,
how lovely are your branches
Throbbing Throbbing, Throbbing Throbbing
My yule log's tight in my pants

we wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas
we wish you a merry christmas, and a happy new year!
T-Tissue!
Free internet samples!
T-tissue
Mini-skirt Santa
At this rate I'll surely come show you a "white christmas"

Single hell! Single hell! Single always!

Getting weird calls past midnight as we're watching (BAAAH) on the TV!

Single hell! Single hell! Single always!

Playing all day on the net trying to get all kinds of sympathy!

When I was still a kid, Christmas early mornings were a hit
I'd look around my bed and I'd be like "OH MY GOD! A TOY!"
Nowadays all that I see, are empty cans around my feet
a stack of second-hand comic books, and a charger for my phone!

Single hell! Single hell! Single always!

City oughta be back to usual by tomorrow so no worries!

Single hell! Single hell! Single always!

Maybe next year happiness will be waiting for me christmas day!

Will all of you shut up?!

If you're japanese throw on your hakama and have some osechi
to celebrate the new year!
Lonely we will press on towards, Hatsumoude